mrsshrop: If I offer you some of my pretzel M&M's, I am just trying to be polite. Don't you dare take any.
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mrsshrop: Can I just drop it like it's luke warm? It's been a long day and I'm tired.
mrsshrop: I'm looking forward to the day when my to-do list becomes my ta-da! list.
mrsshrop: After intensive research I have determined that there is no type of juice that a shot of vodka doesn't improve.
mrsshrop: I know my limits. I don't pay any attention to them, but I know them.
mrsshrop: I saw a guy fall off his bike this morning. He looked around to see if anyone saw his fall. I made sure to make direct eye contact.
mrsshrop: Wow, you learn something new every day. Unless you're an idiot.
mrsshrop: At work I'm going to start saying "affirmative" rather than "yes". 1st time someone says it back to me, I'll do The Robot. It'll be awesome.
mrsshrop: Is it rude to throw a breath mint in someone's mouth while they are talking?
mrsshrop: Monday came in like a lion, and went out like a little bitch. #booyah
mrsshrop: I might put on a brave face, but those dolls with the glassy, blinking eyes freak me the hell out.
mrsshrop: There are a lot of stupid people in the world. I say we take the safety labels off everything and let the problem solve itself.
mrsshrop: I think it's really cute how you people without kids can "make plans" and "go out" on Friday nights.
mrsshrop: I'm beginning to think that looking down & avoiding eye contact with someone I don't want to notice me doesn't really make me invisible.
mrsshrop: I'm at my wit's end today. And it didn't take me long to get here either.
mrsshrop: The one thing a person jogging in 90 degree weather and I have in common is we both think we're better than each other.
mrsshrop: I've laid out my clothes for tomorrow. By the time morning arrives, I probably won't appreciate being told what to wear.
mrsshrop: Sometimes I whisper, "I'm on your side" to the computers, just in case they ever succeed in taking over the world.
mrsshrop: You'd be amazed how often I'm wrong when people say "Guess what?"
mrsshrop: There are some people you can just look at and know they never have any fun.
mrsshrop: I always add "capers" to my grocery list because I love madcap hijinks and fun.
mrsshrop: I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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